when you actually do your homework and you forget it at home and the teacher is like “sure you did”
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
glitter is the herpes of craft supplies because it gets on you once and then pops up unexpectedly for the rest of your life at the most inopportune moments
there’s a gay silence nearby just throwing glitter at people just to fuck with them
There are two kinds of people
And one of them is fabulous
when ur crush gets a haircut and u realize you only ever liked them for their hair
who the fuck names their kid pepper
someone who wants to add spice to their life